Friday, September 22, 2006

What Happened to This Man's Chevrolet Pickup Truck?

In 1,000 words or less, please explain what you think happened to this man's Chevrolet pickup truck.

33 Comments:

Blogger M J said...

Did a gate post jump out and smack the front of the truck.

Probably not, since that excuse was recently used by myself.

9/22/2006 01:51:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Well, how about someone wasn't paying attention and ran into something sticking out of the back of another vehicle?

Because of the angle, I don't think the truck ran into a pole because the bumper sticks out farther than the hood.

Possibly someone backed into the vehicle.

Lastly, someone got mad with a baseball bat.
♥Pam

9/22/2006 04:15:00 PM  
Blogger BarnGoddess said...

did something fall on it? yikres!

9/22/2006 06:33:00 PM  
Blogger Julie said...

I was going to say something fell on it. But Barngoddess beat me to it.

9/22/2006 08:48:00 PM  
Blogger No said...

You got angry becaue you couldn't link?

9/22/2006 08:52:00 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

He dropped that fish on it he was holding in the other picture.

9/22/2006 11:37:00 PM  
Blogger deb50 said...

New here, so I'll say Hi, but I honestly think the guy hit deer, or a fence post.

9/23/2006 01:34:00 AM  
Blogger her indoors said...

did he open the bonet whilst he had something on the roof?

9/23/2006 02:44:00 AM  
Blogger willi said...

Something heavy and metallic fell on it.

9/23/2006 06:31:00 AM  
Blogger Gayle said...

In a thousand words or less??? LOL!

Okay, either a fat squirrel fell out of a tree (that happened to me once) or he ran head first into a mad bull! ;)

9/23/2006 06:58:00 AM  
Blogger BarnGoddess said...

Good Morning Swampwitch! Heres what your visitor path showed :)

cache-mtc-ac07.proxy.aol.com (America Online Inc)

Virginia, Reston, United States, 220 returning visits

Date Time WebPage
22nd September 2006 08:15:56 PM warponyramblings.blogspot.com/
No referring link

9/23/2006 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous momto3cubs said...

Hit with an ax? That's such a nice, neat crease.

9/23/2006 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous momto3cubs said...

Hmm, upon further inspection, now I notice that there's not only a neat crease, but a circular dent around it. A mailbox? A piece of wood or metal that was sticking out? A window sticking out of a little building, such as in a parking lot?

Gotta go, Star just shattered a large mixing bowl...

9/23/2006 07:58:00 AM  
Blogger Life, or Something Like It said...

He loaned it to my mother. Most of her vehicles look like that at some time or another.

9/23/2006 08:10:00 AM  
Blogger C. said...

interesting because it's a very specific angle! I think I'll back Pam on this one.

9/23/2006 08:42:00 AM  
Blogger Pamela said...

If it was a sedan I would say It had a Mali boo boo. It actually looks like a butt impression. So here's my story.

WE WERE ON A WHERE'S WALDO SCAVENGER HUNT. MY MISSION WAS TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED AT THE CIRCUS WITH THE FAT LADY AND THE SHORT GUY. I ASKED THE FAT LADY TO WAIT WHILE I ROUNDED UP TOM THUMB... AND SHE SAID, "FINE, I'LL JUST REST HERE A SPELL.


And thats THE END.

9/23/2006 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger Swampwitch said...

I will respond to all of you tomorrow, post comments on your globs, and then post the "That's My Story and I'm Stickin' to It" on Monday. Stay tuned.
Thanks for all your guesses. He's is having a good time reading your comments along with me. Snowball fight is raging outside...must go join the fun.

9/23/2006 09:04:00 AM  
Blogger Susan in va said...

I know! There were fruit flies on the hood of the Chevy, but instead of sucking them up with the vacuum cleaner hose, he proceeded to beat the livin' tar out of them with it!

Either that or something fell on it. Hmmmm...I'm goin' with the flies.

9/23/2006 09:16:00 AM  
Blogger Maria said...

Sorry to be late. I was out walking and this big truck came and hit me square in the ass.....

9/23/2006 11:18:00 AM  
Blogger C said...

His SUV was too close to the garage door handle as it closed?

9/23/2006 11:56:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

Just FYI..I'm blogrolling you which is to say, I've put your link on my side bar.
Snowball fight...Sounds like fun!
♥Pam

9/23/2006 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger SongBird said...

Something fell on the truck? A tree? A power pole?

9/23/2006 02:09:00 PM  
Blogger C. said...

snowball??? already???

9/23/2006 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger gawilli said...

I'm not sure about the truck, but the snowball fight sure sounds good.

9/23/2006 06:05:00 PM  
Blogger Tiggerlane said...

Hmmm...I'm guessing Jack Nicholson was chasing a little boy and/or Shelly Duvall with an axe, and the truck got in the way??

Crazy, that Jack-Man is.

9/23/2006 07:18:00 PM  
Blogger No said...

"blog rolling" ......another new term to add to my list...Here I thought it was called linking.

9/24/2006 03:57:00 AM  
Blogger Maria said...

I was going to comment on this post, but then this big truck came and hit me in the ass....

9/24/2006 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger Susan in va said...

LOL Laura!!! Yours is the funniest one yet!

9/24/2006 05:14:00 PM  
Blogger Oblivious Maven said...

HE: "Hey, SwampWitch, wanna grab a case of beer and go mailbox bashing like we used 'tah?"

YOU: "HeeHeeHee. That wasn't me, I woulda nevah!!"

HE: "Oh. Ha-Ha-Ha. Ummmm. Nevermind".


????



There went that theory!!

9/24/2006 09:56:00 PM  
Blogger Swampwitch said...

MJ: Nope, it wasn't a gate post but a good excuse nevertheless.

Pam: Your observations about the bumper is a good one, and I'm not even sure how the bumper miss out on all the action and I even know what happened. Thanks for blogrolling me. Do you know how hard that word is for me to type?

BarnGoddess: Nothin' fell on it. That happened to the last truck he had. And what was I doing in VA?

Julie: BarnGoddes wasn't correct, but a good guess. I'm ready for my next HTML lesson.

NoGoddess: I'm working on this anger management this with linking, but now we have blogrolling to figure out.

Pamela: That fish would have been a little stinky by now but a wonderful and creative guess. PEWWEE !

Deb50: Welcome to Random House, not to be confused with the publising company. And, which one deer or post?

HerIndoors: Do you have a British accent?

Willi: Well, it was heavy and it was metallic but nothing fell on it.

Gayle: The "mad bull" would have been me the day he told me what happened.

MomTo3Cubs: He did do a good job with keeping it nice and neat. But he wasn't in a parking lot.

LifeOrSomething: Most of his vehicle have had cute little personalizations on them. Wonder if he and your mom's paths have ever crossed while they were driving? Scary !

C: Pam's observation is a good one...see comment above. And, this truck wouldn't begin to fit into our garage...h-m-m-m-, maybe that's what happened to the garage door. Yes, it snowed a lot but it melted quickly.

Pamela: Your Waldo hunt involving the fat lady and Tom Thumb would make an interesting post.

Susan in VA: Too Funny! I'm impressed that you remembered so far back the fruit fly episode. This comment really made him hee-haw.

Laura: An obvious excuse and never drive in front of him.

Songbird: Nothing fell on this particular truck. Would have been the correct answer had I posted a picture of the last truck he had.

Gawilli: One's hands get very cold in a snowball fight when one forgets her gloves in the room.

Tiggerlane: H-e-e-e-r-r-r-s-s-s-
Johnny ! I don't think Jack was lurking around when this happened.

ObliviousMaven: Welcome ! Thanks for visiting. Mailbox bashing ???
TPing or Forking maybe. Go drink your beer.

9/25/2006 04:47:00 AM  
Blogger Melli said...

I think a big branch fell on it! (we've had damage like that to my hubby's truck when it was parked in our driveway!) Although... you're in Colorado - so it might have been a big ROCK... but I'll stick with branch! Thanks for stopping by my site!

9/25/2006 07:18:00 AM  
Blogger Shauna said...

I think he dropped something on it. . .???

9/25/2006 11:45:00 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

Well Woman...
ya gonna tell us or just keep us guessing???

And I know why you call yourself SW...I checked out your link on your sidebar.
And besides...I knew from whence you come and I know what is needed to live there!
♥Pam

9/25/2006 01:40:00 PM  

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