CONTEST: What Is This Man Doing?
Please give one title to these pictures and brief description of what you think
he is doing in all three. I apologize for them being "blurry" but I was
laughing so hard when I took the pictures, it was difficult to hold the camera
steady.
I'm not sure what the prize will be . . . maybe just some words of praise.
If you can help me with how to mail a prize to you, I'll do it.
Be creative and have fun !
It will be after September 14 before I can announce the winner. Please
note that I will not have access to a computer for a week.
posted by Swampwitch at 9/05/2006 06:20:00 PM
19 Comments:
Well, it appears that the man is sucking up some wine?!! Where in the world were these pictures taken? Is this your house with a bear in it?! My entry is: Now That's What I Call Sucking Up!
Hmmm...attempting to use wine as an alternative fuel?!?! If the pipe was near anyone's mouth, I would assume someone had made a wine bong...which sounds more fun than a beer bong, for sure!!!
Is it a new wine sniffer??
Sucking up those annoying fruit flies with a vacuum that are trying to drink his wine.
"Forgive me for I have Zinned with my Vac"
Oh goodness. I am lacking a creative gene. I will have to sit back and keep trying. At least I have till the 14th.
I had to get my sun glasses to see past the reflection off of his head.
It looks like he may be preparing a drink for the giant venus fly trap looking very thirsty immediatly behind him.
What looks like a vacuum is probably a huge straw.
That could explain the disappearance of his toupee, as well. It may well have looked like a bug.
(ps. Never fear dear....I'm quite fond of bald men)
I was thinking he ran out of wine (picture 2) so he decided to siphon off someone else's glass that just happened to be sitting on the counter!!
Preparing the Giant Wine Bong?
Karmyn R and I are on the same page. Fruit flies love wine, and I think he's vacuuming them up. We do that a lot around here. Fruit flies are a real nuisance!
A glass of wine is great bait to trap them with so they can be sucked up.
As for a caption: "We don't allow no Fruits around here!"
Great bear! :)
Doesn't he know you are supposed to DRINK the wine.
I bet his nickname is Hoover.
The wine has been chilled too long so he is applying warmth to bring it up to proper room temperature. You shouldn't drink a dark wine cold :)
Found a wireless connection and a laptop...but not enough time to comment on your ENTRIES...but thanks to all of you for posting on What is this man doing? Will be back Thursday, if not before. You are ALL so creative and funny. The man in the pic also thinks your're funny.
You all are so silly. Why he's sucking all the calories out of the glass of wine for Swampwitch. It's so obvious!!
What a sweet man.
;0]
♥Pam
I like Pam's answer about sucking the calories out of the wine. :)
Title:
Temperance! Teetotaler's Rise Again!
Description:
This man is one of a sect of descendents of the original "Smokey" cops, whose sole reason for existing was to wipe out those moonshining "Bandits"! Accomodations must be made for the 21st century of course, and his weapon of choice is his trusty "Wet-Vac".
Sucking it up.
I'm guessing you have ants...and he's sucking them up with the Hoover.
"He's An Anteater"
(you know, like the song - "she's a Man-eater")
Is it still funny if I have to explain the title?
suck up
Beth
It's a cheap wine. The man is adding $3.15/gal gasoline to raise
its value.
It's a cheap wine. The man is adding $3.15/gal gasoline to raise
its value.
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