Tuesday, September 05, 2006

CONTEST: What Is This Man Doing?

Please give one title to these pictures and brief description of what you think
he is doing in all three. I apologize for them being "blurry" but I was
laughing so hard when I took the pictures, it was difficult to hold the camera

I'm not sure what the prize will be . . . maybe just some words of praise.

If you can help me with how to mail a prize to you, I'll do it.

Be creative and have fun !

It will be after September 14 before I can announce the winner. Please
note that I will not have access to a computer for a week.


Blogger SongBird said...

Well, it appears that the man is sucking up some wine?!! Where in the world were these pictures taken? Is this your house with a bear in it?! My entry is: Now That's What I Call Sucking Up!

9/05/2006 07:14:00 PM  
Blogger Katie C said...

This must be from the instructional booklet that comes with the Wine-Keg 3000 "For the wino with no time to waste. Simply aim and pour the high velocity hose for the perfect pour everytime. Great for parties and wine-stands. You're old fraternity buddies may have gone from T&A to the PGA but they can still appreciate a little dranky-dranky from a keg."

9/05/2006 07:43:00 PM  
Blogger Tiggerlane said...

Hmmm...attempting to use wine as an alternative fuel?!?! If the pipe was near anyone's mouth, I would assume someone had made a wine bong...which sounds more fun than a beer bong, for sure!!!

Is it a new wine sniffer??

9/05/2006 07:49:00 PM  
Blogger Karmyn R said...

Sucking up those annoying fruit flies with a vacuum that are trying to drink his wine.

"Forgive me for I have Zinned with my Vac"

9/05/2006 07:58:00 PM  
Blogger Julie said...

Oh goodness. I am lacking a creative gene. I will have to sit back and keep trying. At least I have till the 14th.

9/05/2006 08:42:00 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

I had to get my sun glasses to see past the reflection off of his head.

It looks like he may be preparing a drink for the giant venus fly trap looking very thirsty immediatly behind him.

What looks like a vacuum is probably a huge straw.

That could explain the disappearance of his toupee, as well. It may well have looked like a bug.

(ps. Never fear dear....I'm quite fond of bald men)

9/05/2006 09:09:00 PM  
Blogger lizziep901 said...

The other end of that hose is attached to his liver. Get all the damage with none of that pesky purple-wine-teeth-staining mess.

9/06/2006 07:02:00 AM  
Blogger C. said...

I was thinking he ran out of wine (picture 2) so he decided to siphon off someone else's glass that just happened to be sitting on the counter!!

9/06/2006 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger Old Dominion Heather said...

Preparing the Giant Wine Bong?

9/06/2006 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger Gayle said...

Karmyn R and I are on the same page. Fruit flies love wine, and I think he's vacuuming them up. We do that a lot around here. Fruit flies are a real nuisance!
A glass of wine is great bait to trap them with so they can be sucked up.

As for a caption: "We don't allow no Fruits around here!"

Great bear! :)

9/06/2006 03:13:00 PM  
Blogger M J said...

Doesn't he know you are supposed to DRINK the wine.

I bet his nickname is Hoover.

9/06/2006 08:02:00 PM  
Blogger MSUgal86 said...

The wine has been chilled too long so he is applying warmth to bring it up to proper room temperature. You shouldn't drink a dark wine cold :)

9/07/2006 05:32:00 PM  
Blogger Swampwitch said...

Found a wireless connection and a laptop...but not enough time to comment on your ENTRIES...but thanks to all of you for posting on What is this man doing? Will be back Thursday, if not before. You are ALL so creative and funny. The man in the pic also thinks your're funny.

9/07/2006 05:39:00 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

You all are so silly. Why he's sucking all the calories out of the glass of wine for Swampwitch. It's so obvious!!

What a sweet man.


9/07/2006 06:40:00 PM  
Blogger Debs said...

I like Pam's answer about sucking the calories out of the wine. :)

9/08/2006 08:43:00 AM  
Blogger Melzie said...

Temperance! Teetotaler's Rise Again!

This man is one of a sect of descendents of the original "Smokey" cops, whose sole reason for existing was to wipe out those moonshining "Bandits"! Accomodations must be made for the 21st century of course, and his weapon of choice is his trusty "Wet-Vac".

9/08/2006 05:29:00 PM  
Blogger Katie C said...

Ooo ooo - I've got another one - can I submit two?

"What really happens when you ask for a new drink because you had a hair in you old one"

I may be mistaken but isn't he using the Super Industrial Presidental model - the "Lewinski"?

9/08/2006 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Beth said...

Sucking it up.

9/09/2006 06:40:00 AM  
Blogger Susan in va said...

I'm guessing you have ants...and he's sucking them up with the Hoover.

"He's An Anteater"
(you know, like the song - "she's a Man-eater")

Is it still funny if I have to explain the title?

9/09/2006 12:58:00 PM  
Blogger No said...

suck up


9/10/2006 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger BB-Idaho said...

It's a cheap wine. The man is adding $3.15/gal gasoline to raise
its value.

9/11/2006 07:48:00 PM  
Blogger BB-Idaho said...

It's a cheap wine. The man is adding $3.15/gal gasoline to raise
its value.

9/11/2006 07:48:00 PM  

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