Wednesday, October 11, 2006

What Is This Man Doing ? Contest #3

Well, it's time for a little more fun! I had just a few minutes to post something new, and what's more exciting than another contest? Before this marathon cross-country trip, I cleaned out a closet and have many treasures my "globber" friends might just love to have and cherish forever. These include a glow-in-the dark commode seat, a boa that looks like it has a bad case of the mange, various items received at a 50th birthday party. . . and possibly some of those gift cards from Barnes and Noble.
Entries will be accepted until Saturday,
10-14-06, at noon MST.
Winners will be announced Sunday or Monday, depending on when I finally arrive home.
There will be three (3) categories:
1) best title
2) funniest description
3) best limerick
In case of a tie in any category, winners will have to share the prize.
You may enter once in each category.

28 Comments:

Blogger Pamela said...

Title:

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD



(the boxer looks like Leonardo Dicaprio..... and hans looks a little shipwreck)

10/11/2006 09:51:00 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

description: the two boxers are taking turns playing tickleback with Hans, while he looks for clues.

10/11/2006 09:53:00 PM  
Blogger Pamela said...

There once was a man and his dog
Who loved to play games like leap frog
But when that dang mutt
Scooted stuff off his butt
The sport ended with Hans all agog

10/11/2006 10:02:00 PM  
Blogger C. said...

oh....my. I don't know what to say,but the dog looks like he's having a good time.

10/11/2006 10:02:00 PM  
Blogger Swampwitch said...

Pamela: OK, you have certainly set the standard for this contest. Good job !

C: Mango daiquiris? Oh, how yummy. Must try some of those. And yes, the dog is "top dog."

10/11/2006 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "What Are These Dogs Doing" Contest? rather than "What Is This Man Doing" Contest?
Funny !

10/11/2006 10:32:00 PM  
Blogger brian said...

Bad Boys! Bad Boys! What you gonna do when they sit on you!

10/12/2006 07:45:00 AM  
Blogger brian said...

There once was a man on the floor
He tried to get up once more
but the boxers held him down
so he yelled with a frown
Get off me before I get sore

10/12/2006 07:55:00 AM  
Blogger C. said...

Swampy...you got your title in your response to me..."Top Dog"

10/12/2006 08:16:00 AM  
Blogger ~*~ D ~*~ said...

LOL that is adorable! My mind goes blank when I try to think of something like that, I am so far from creative it's ridiculous...but I do look forward to coming back and seeing what others thought up!

A glow in the dark toilet seat? For real?

10/12/2006 08:33:00 AM  
Blogger BarnGoddess said...

??

WWF wrestling?

is the 'man' looking for something w/ the flashlight?

10/12/2006 08:44:00 AM  
Blogger Gayle said...

He's trying to excercise and the dog thinks it's playtime.

That happens to me all the time anyway! :)

10/12/2006 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger Karmyn R said...

Title - I think we need some more chairs.

There once was a Colorado man
who had quite a bald spotted tan.
When his Dogs bark a Woof
He lays down like a goof
and the dogs have to sit where they can.

10/12/2006 10:42:00 AM  
Blogger Susan in va said...

Hickory, dickory, dack
There's a dog on Hans' back
While he's trying to find
Something undefined
What is his plan of attack?

Hickory, dickory, dice
Could it be that Hans found mice?
To get a better look
In a tiny nook
Requires a lighting device.

Hickory, dickory, duck
Did Hans have any good luck?
In his attempt to explore
What went under the door
While under the dog he was stuck.

10/12/2006 11:09:00 AM  
Blogger Swampwitch said...

Anon: Yes, Yes, A whole new Contest?

Brian: Thanks for stopping by. I have to take some time to go catch up on my reading at your place.

C: What mules? What mangoes? What cat?

D: Yes, a real live glow in the dark toilet seat that's never been used...well, maybe once or twice.

Barngoddess: Those eyes. Where did the horse and the sunset go? I do like the new look though.

Gayle: If you lie down in the floor at our place, you become a chair.

Karmynr: Is that a Viking Black Lab? Does the AKC recognize this breed?

Susan: You are Lady Limerick. Oodles of creativity in you.

10/12/2006 12:08:00 PM  
Blogger Life, or Something Like It said...

Can't think of ANYTHING. What the heck IS going on?

10/12/2006 12:36:00 PM  
Blogger C. said...

Swampy...The Mule is my 4x5 camera. It's big and heavy and stubborn (hence the name...)
the mangoes were from Costco and about to go bad...great for daiquiris!!
And that is my kitty cat!!

10/12/2006 12:59:00 PM  
Blogger Ms.L said...

I've got nothin' but I wanted to say I love those dogs!

10/12/2006 01:47:00 PM  
Blogger Katie C said...

You know how little kids mimmick everything you do...same goes for dogs...aw, sooky...
My advice - close the door... :0)

10/12/2006 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger Sunrunner said...

Interrogation.

So when did you last see my chew toy, huh? When?

10/12/2006 05:19:00 PM  
Blogger Sunrunner said...

BTW, the prep for mammograms is very humorous. I'll post it as soon as I can find it!

10/12/2006 05:22:00 PM  
Blogger Swampwitch said...

Life: Explanation will follow in a couple of cays when I am home at my own computer.

C: Thanks for your explanations.

MsL: We love those dogs, too.

KatieT: They have their own doggie door.

Sunrunner:Looking forward to the post.

10/12/2006 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous wolfbaby said...

Dog police,

You have the right to remain silent...

10/12/2006 09:28:00 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

um, that dog looks like he's having his way w/ that man.... Oh, goodness. And the dog looks like he knows he's being humored.

10/12/2006 10:45:00 PM  
Blogger BarnGoddess said...

my eyes! my eyes!

this was a favorite saying around the homestead after we watched the movie "The Mummy".....

The horse'll be back-its my favorite picture of the Old Guy and I :)

10/13/2006 07:09:00 AM  
Blogger her indoors said...

i want the glow in the dark toilet seat, but i cant think of anything to say about the photo!

10/13/2006 01:10:00 PM  
Blogger MSUgal86 said...

Hurry Up Dad I Gotta' go!

While this loving man searches for the dog's toy which rolled under the refrigerator, his dog reminds him that he is overdue for his walk.

10/13/2006 05:46:00 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

HE'S CHEATING ON HIS BITCH!

10/18/2006 06:05:00 PM  

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